Dick is Missing

Since last mentioning how Dick was mooching around where he shouldn't have been, we've had to keep him fenced in more. Needless to say he hasn't liked it much and has been making a big racket to get his way. This morning at 4 am he was hollering a lot and by 6 am the noise had quietened down, I went to look and he was gone. That was about 14 hours ago...he is either having a whale of a time or something has happened to him!!

A half an hour later...

P.S. Dick has turned up....the neighbour is fierce angry, he reckons Dick has impregnated his pure bred hunting dog and he says we will have to take care of the puppies when they arrive!!! Help! This Dick saga is driving me stark, raving mad.